Married man considers affair to replace dormant love life
DEAR ABBY: I’m in my 60s, fit, sexually able and I desire physical relations. My wife, because of health issues, is no longer interested in sex. In fact, it would be at least mildly painful to her.
I recently met a lady my age who is in the same predicament. She has a sexual appetite; her husband does not. She hinted she would be interested in being “friends with benefits.” I didn’t pursue the hint because it caught me by surprise and I wasn’t quickwitted enough to follow up on it at the time.
I am wondering if such a relationship is acceptable with today’s mores and the circumstances. No, I won’t discuss this with my wife. It would only hurt her feelings and strain our relationship. Should I pursue the hint? — FOLLOW UP ON THE HINT
DEAR FOLLOW UP: I would not advise pursuing the “hint” — which appears to me to be more of a full frontal assault — without thinking very carefully. The problem with adulterous relationships is that more often than not, the spouse catches on. If you think that by not talking this out with your wife you will be sparing her feelings, you are wrong. When, not if, she finds out, she will be devastated. As women age their bodies change, and sex can become painful. But that can be remediated in many cases with prescription and other medications. It’s possible they could help your wife. Of course, that’s not going to happen unless she talks with her OB/GYN about the problem. And that won’t happen unless you talk to her.
DEAR ABBY: I was unhappily married years ago and conceived a child by an exboyfriend. My son is now 31. I divorced my husband 28 years ago. He knew the baby was not his, but claimed him as his own son. He refused to do a DNA test when we were going through the divorce. He died a few years ago.
I am in contact with my son’s biological father. They look identical, and my grandson looks just like his father and grandfather.
My guilt is consuming me. I want to tell my son that even though the dad he knew all his life is gone, he still has a chance to get to know another father who is his blood. On the other hand, I don’t want to ruin my relationship with my son and grandchildren, whom I love very much. How can I tell the truth without hurting my son and our relationship? — RIGHTING A WRONG
DEAR RIGHTING: Better late than never. Your son needs to know that the man who raised him and claimed him as his own was not his biological father so that he can have a complete medical history. If the birth father wasn’t interested in knowing or supporting his son, he sounds more like a sperm donor than a “blood” relative to me. Do not be surprised if your son isn’t interested in knowing more about his birth father than the information I suggested.
DEAR ABBY: Please let your readers know that it’s not ok to floss their teeth after eating at their office desk, or in front of others while making conversation. It’s disgusting! Their keyboards are covered with the debris. I’m sure you will agree with me. — GROSSED OUT IN NEW HAMPSHIRE
DEAR GROSSED OUT: You bet I do. Oral hygiene should be taken care of in the restroom, not while standing in front of other people and conversing. And the sink should be rinsed and wiped out afterward. To floss while talking to someone could result in particles of food hitting the other person.
One would think common sense would discourage individuals from flossing at their computers, but if common sense is in short supply, perhaps your supervisor or your employer could “remind” the offenders that the equipment belongs to the company and needs to be treated with respect.