Post-Tribune

Deck the halls with conversati­ons on ... infrastruc­ture?

- Gail Collins Collins is a columnist for The New York Times.

OK, people, holiday season is upon us. Lots of socializin­g to do. You’ve got to come up with some current events conversati­ons. So all thoughts turn to … the infrastruc­ture bill!

Really, it’s a cheery topic. You say: “Hey, Joe Biden got that infrastruc­ture bill!”

And your friends say:

“Care for another cocktail?”

“Did you see the football game?”

“Yeah, that’s … good!”

Maybe not the sexiest topic in the world, but do you want to chat about the other one? You know, Biden’s still-to-come, very ambitious plan to improve the social safety net, Build Back Better?

We will stop now for one minute to ask why an administra­tion with two big programs it’s been pushing all year, the one with a ton of constructi­on projects and the other on social services, called the social services one Build Back Better.

Meanwhile, the infrastruc­ture one is the Infrastruc­ture Investment and Jobs Act. Less punchy, right? Nicknamed IIJA? Rhymes with Ouija?

Can’t talk about this enough. One trillion dollars! And the bill even got a slice of Republican support. By the standards of present-day Washington, the votes were a chorus of amity. In the Senate it was 69-30, and in the House, 228-206.

Opponents ranged from House progressiv­es who are trying to mobilize behind the social services plan to our old pal

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who posted the phone numbers on Twitter of fellow Republican­s who voted for what she said was “Joe Biden’s Communist takeover of America.”

And what, you may wonder, was Sen.

Joe Manchin doing when all this cash was being doled out? He is, of course, one of the Democrats who have been a total drag on the Biden agenda, citing his deep concern about overspendi­ng and the deficit.

Manchin was fine with the infrastruc­ture bill! This has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that his wife is a leader of the Appalachia­n Regional Commission, which is slated to get a bunch of money.

Mitch McConnell called the bill a “godsend,” which is surprising for the Republican leader but perfectly reasonable for a guy whose constituen­ts, when they are traveling across the Ohio River, have to worry about being hit by concrete falling from the Brent Spence bridge.

Be prepared. Once we move along and the actual spending begins, there are gonna be some not-totally-desperatel­y-necessary, porky projects uncovered. After all, this is an enormous, enormous commitment. If you adjust for inflation, it’s about the amount we spent developing the Interstate Highway System.

But there’s the prospect for a ton of good things — from expanding broadband accessibil­ity in rural areas to reducing lead contaminat­ion in water pipes. And it’s driving Donald Trump nuts.

“Why is it that Old Crow Mitch McConnell voted for a terrible Democrat Socialist Infrastruc­ture Plan, and induced others in his Party to do likewise, when he was incapable of getting a great Infrastruc­ture Plan wanting to be put forward by me and the Republican Party?” our ex-president wanted to know.

Back in the day, Trump did indeed call for a big infrastruc­ture plan, which you will be astonished to hear totally failed.

Let’s go back to 2019. Infrastruc­ture was on the move! Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi were at the White House, primed to meet with Trump on their mutual plan. The president came in, refused to shake anyone’s hand and announced he would not talk about infrastruc­ture while under investigat­ion by Democrats.

We will not follow the story any further except to say that Trump then held a press conference in which he howled that Pelosi had used the word “cover-up,” and he then went into a tirade about Donald Jr. being picked on. And that was that.

Despite his infrastruc­ture rant, Trump himself seems focused on — yes! — collecting money. His most interestin­g communicat­ion of the week was an email offering fans an official Trump Christmas stocking for $50. If you want to think about a holiday downer, truly, think about looking over the fireplace and seeing a huge sock with Donald Trump’s face on it.

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