“Bird is the Word”— who knows where it’ll end up.
ACROSS
1. Rubbed out, gangster-style
6. Feasted
9. Laundry issue
14. Island near 11-Down
15. Bit of a beverage
16. “Why am ___?”
17. Tiny solution for cleaning up (like an understaffed moderation team)
19. Original “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?” host
20. Lyrical poem
21. Symbol of clumsiness (like announcing, then canceling, an $8/month verification system)
23. Royal sphere
25. Mine contents
26. EGOT winner Moreno
27. Wood for wine barrels
29. Wanna-___ (imitators)
30. Packers’ org.
33. Official imprint
36. Shipping units?
38. “Gotcha”
39. Use unfair tactics (like suspending accounts from just one side of the political spectrum)
42. Paleozoic, et al.
43. “A Death in the Family” Pulitzer winner
44. Centrifuge inserts
45. Place to study
46. Turn purple, perhaps
47. Shriner’s cap
48. Days long past
50. Fla. NBA team, on a scoreboard
52. Baryshnikov’s former co.
55. Evoking both happy and sad feelings (like a social network that’s provided both joy and frustration)
59. Wonderment sounds
61. Skips
62. U.K. “Love Is All Around” band which lost 40% of its members in 2022 (like a certain website that’s apparently hemorrhaging users)
64. Handles
65. Acting instructor Hagen
66. Background distraction
67. Nail file stuff
68. Spill cleaner
69. Message that can be seen hidden in order in the five longest answers (which might not be seen anymore if its platform implodes)
DOWN
1. Eight, for starters
2. “Lord of the Rings” ringbearer
3. Less in number
4. Summer, in Paris
5. Bench press muscle, briefly
6. Fur-trading tycoon John Jacob
7. Spine feature
8. Fencing sword
9. Marina of “Star Trek: The Next
Generation”
10. Taking things badly?
11. Greece/Turkey separator
12. Pleasant feeling, in reggae songs
13. Fledgling’s place
18. Moon of Endor dweller
22. “___ Off the Boat”
24. Really fails
28. Long-armed animal
29. Computer memory unit
31. Dipped, like stocks
32. “___ Make a Deal”
33. Tool building
34. Radial, e.g.
35. Whenever
36. Old Venetian VIP
37. Wowed feeling
38. Island famous for its nightlife
40. Jacket over a shirt, e.g.
41. Mother of Abel
46. Elegantly clad
47. Got off the ground
49. Weasel’s aquatic relative
50. Give credit for
51. Draw upon again
53. Stardust alter ego
54. The ones nearby
55. Femur, for one
56. Mosque figure
57. Done laps in the pool
58. Sidewalk sale pop-up
60. Don’t delete
63. Part of a car rescue