GROWN-UP MERIT BADGES

Kids earn patches for doing good deeds—why shouldn’t adults? The company Winks for Days has created merit badges so you can reward yourself— and show off to the neighbors!—all those big-boy and -girl accomplishments. I used a coupon! I ate a vegetable! I stopped after watching only one episode of that addictive TV show! These are a few of our tongue-in-cheek favorites: