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alm is contagious, confidence is contagious.” That was the first thing the instructor said after lunch. I wrote that down on my notepad and put a star beside it.

Right before lunch I had just shot about as poorly as I could have possibly shot. I was in a threeday course for work. Before we are allowed to add a new tool to our tool belt, we must first qualify with that tool.

I was trying to qualify with a tool I had never used before. Four hours in the classroom and four hours on the range each day, leading up to a written test, then a course in which a certain score had to be met within a certain time. TOBY NIX

I went to lunch on day No. 2 assuming I was going to fail the course on the final day. When I say I shot badly, I mean I shot really badly. While I am rarely over-confident, I can’t recall a time when I went into a test thinking I was going to fail. Until Day 2.

But calm is contagious, confidence is contagious. If I have learned nothing else in the past few years, I have learned to remain calm when my mind and body are telling me to be anything but calm. I had a newfound fighting chance on this test.

I stayed late on day No. 2 and watched some other guys who had been shooting better than I was. I watched as one took an exaggerate­d breath before his shot. I reminded myself I had to breathe. I watched as another was told to kick his elbows out further to get his body lower to the ground. I reminded myself to do the same.

I went home on night No. 2 and tried to recreate everything from day No. 2 to break down why I had shot so poorly. I was wearing eye and ear protection during the day, but as I lay prone in my yard with my weapon without any protection I could see crystal clear for a good distance.

I told everyone in my house to bring me Staff graphic

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I didn’t sleep much on night No. 2. I went in on day No. 3 and shot pretty well that morning. It was good for my confidence, but the test was that afternoon. Confidence is contagious. Calm is contagious. I just had to remember that after lunch.

I was calm come test time. Calm is contagious. I was confident come test time. Confidence is contagious. I passed the course, which was a pretty difficult course. It’s a course I am proud to have taken and passed.

I am now able to add a new tool to my tool belt. And I learned a few things in the process. Calm is contagious. Confidence is contagious.

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The call was from an old friend. He doesn’t live here anymore and calls periodical­ly to get the skinny on his hometown — the scoop not printed in his hometown newspaper.

“So, what’s been going on in the ‘Ville?”

“Well, we’ve had a lot of excitement around here lately,” I said while kicked back in my chair at the office. “This morning, two beagles got into a fight outside my office window. We about had to call the cops this time. Scared our office cat to death. Had to shoo them away with a broom. Then, ol’ Jasper escaped from the nursing home and came by and sang us a medley of tunes.” “What did he sing?” “Hmm,” I responded to his excited query. “I think he started off with ‘Clementine,’ then went into something resembling ‘The Star-Spangled Banner,’ then closed with a rousing chorus of ‘Good Night, Lady.’” There was a pause on the line. “What else? What else is going on?”

“Well, Johnny’s got a new mustache. Looks like Burt Reynolds without the shiny jacket. Oh, yeah. I went down to the post office this morning,” I continued. “Saw Robby down there. He’s got a new nickname.”

“I thought his nickname was Stinkbug,” my ill-informed friend said.

“It is, but now they are calling him Rover.” “Why?” “Well, Buzzy and Robby went fishing a couple of weeks ago and Buzzy brought some sandwiches — two of which were Sloppy Joes, and two which were Alpo dog food disguised as Sloppy Joe meat. After a while, Stinkbug — I mean, Robby — asked for one of Buzzy’s sandwiches and Buzzy said ‘OK’ and gave Robby the Alpo sandwich. Buzzy then took one of the actual Sloppy Joes at the same time and began to eat it. Robby started eating the Alpo sandwich and didn’t say anything. Later, there was only one sandwich left — one of the Alpos — and Robby asked if he could have it. Buzzy said that the next one who caught a fish got the sandwich.

“Luckily, for Buzzy, Robby caught the next fish. So Robby gobbled down another Alpo sandwich.

“Buzzy never said a word, never snickered until the next day at work. He told everybody, and people started calling Robby ‘Rover’ and barking every time he walked by.” My friend was cackling. “You mean Stinkbug never even noticed?”

“No,” I replied. “Never even noticed he was eating dog food. And asked for seconds.”

I asked my friend what was going on in the big city.

“Nothing,” he said. “Just got back from Chicago yesterday. I go to Dallas tomorrow.”

Another pause. “So, anyone have a new truck?”

You can take the boy out of the small town, but you can’t take the small town out of the boy. Or grown man.

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