News of THE weird

Divine intervention

Early on Jan. 14, in Monterrey, Mexico, Carlos Alonso, 32, allegedly broke a glass door at Christ the King Parish and entered, intending to rob the church, Catholic News Agency reported. But as he tried to flee with a statue of St. Michael the Archangel in hand, he tripped and fell on the angel’s sword, seriously wounding his neck.

Passers-by saw the injured Alonso and called for help; he was expected to be charged after he recovers from the fall. The statue was unharmed.

Coffee and a hostage

On Jan. 16, a drive-thru customer at a coffee shop in Auburn, Wash., wanted more than an extra shot, KCRA-TV reported.

As the barista handed Matthew Darnell, 38, his change through the window, a surveillance camera caught him grabbing her arm and pulling her toward him as he fumbled with a zip tie. The barista was able to pull away and close the windows as his dollar bills went flying.

He drove off, but a “Chevrolet” tattoo on his arm was captured on video, along with his profile. Police later reported Darnell had been arrested at his home in and was held on $500,000 bail.

Special prison delivery

Carrier pigeons have been couriers of legitimate and nefarious items for centuries, but officials at the Pacific Institution in Abbotsford, British Columbia, nonetheless were stunned when a gray bird with a tiny backpack landed in a fenced inmate prison yard on Dec. 29.

The CBC reported officers “had to corner it,” according to John Randle, Pacific regional president of the Union for Canadian Correctional Officers. After some time, they were able to grab it and remove the package, which contained about 30 grams of crystal meth.

“We’ve been focusing so much on drone interdiction. … Now we have to look at, I guess, pigeons again,” Randle said. They set the little guy free and are investigating its origin.