THE CARTOON CAPTION CONTEST

Congrats to David Hough for winning the top spot this week! He will receive Steve Breen’s signed original in the mail. Thanks to all those who participated. The art for next week’s contest is below. To enter, email your captions to cartooncontest@sduniontribune.com by 10 a.m. Tuesday. Please remember to limit your submissions to three and keep ‘em brief. Good luck and stay healthy!

THE WINNER

“Remember when our movies were scarier than the 6 o’clock news?” David Hough, San Diego

THE FINALISTS

“Hey ... I happen to like ‘The Real Housewives of Transylvania.’” Bernard H. Jackson, Oceanside

“Let’s order room service ... a Bloody Mary for me and a screwdriver for you.”

Sara Mationg, Imperial Beach

“Your fingers are too fat for the TV remote.” Bill Mccluskey, Oceanside

“Woah! Turn down the brightness, fella.” Joe Zlotnicki, Downers Grove, Illinois

“Let’s go already! The mummy always takes so long in the bathroom!”

Bill Merlin, San Diego

“Can you please switch the channel? These political talk shows are scaring me!”

Jason Fong, San Diego

“Will you just pick something? The sun’s coming up soon.” Mark Noakes, Oceanside

“Zombies are getting way too much airtime!” A.L. George, Lemon Grove

“The Kardashians have had more work done than you.” Jim Harkins, Santee

“You always watch ‘The Munsters.’ I wanna watch ‘The Addams Family.’”

Allen Stanko, Alpine

“I wanna watch ‘There Will Be Blood.’” Frederick Biggs, Oceanside

“Come on, Frank! Not another Hallmark Christmas movie!” Diane A. Rhodes, San Jacinto

“I knew you’d want to watch the Bolts.” Steve Lake, Carlsbad

“Really? ‘Botched’ again?” Monabella Palmerton, San Diego

“How many times do I have to tell you? I don’t want to watch ‘Young Frankenstein.’”

Ken Harrison, Cardiff by the Sea

“I don’t think ‘Scarface’ is about what you think it’s about.” Jennifer Roberts, North Park

K-12 WINNERS

“You know, man, I think we went too far out for Halloween.” Emma Figueroa, fourth grade, The Gillispie School

“Look, Hulk might be your hero, but he’s not mine.” Aaron Kupershmith, seventh grade, Soille San Diego Hebrew Day School

“These Halloween movies really misrepresent us.”

Kallie Waldron, eighth grade, Albert Einstein Elementary “I like the cooking show, but they use too much garlic.”

Kaiyan Putnam, sixth grade, Muirlands Middle School

NEXT WEEK