“The facial recognition software just isn’t working.”

THE FINALISTS

“Do you think I can juggle those payments?” Marco Balcazar, La Jolla

“Do you have one where the camera shoots water?” Josh Board, San Diego

“I’d love to accept the job, I just can’t deal with the dress code. I mean, khakis? Seriously?”

Eric Pahmeier, Vista

“Can you help? My phone broke when I was shot out of the cannon!”

Kim Haas, La Jolla

“I need something subtle and understated, like me.” Mike Baker, online submission

“I’m having trouble connecting to iclown’d.” Megan Pepi, San Diego

“Do I look like I goof around on the phone all day?” Michele Lagoy, San Diego

“I’ve got a problem with my phone: It’s not acting funny.” David Schmiedeberg, Mira Mesa

“How do I get cream pie off my iphone?” Bernie Nofel, San Diego “Lily told me that the insurance plan specifically covered seltzer water damage!”

Mark G. Spencer, Clairemont

“I had it in my hip pocket when the 15 of us got into a small car, but when I got out, it was gone.”

Mark Mcdaniel, Chula Vista

“Reboot? These are the only shoes I’ve got.” Marty Boxer, Prescott, Ariz.

“I’m here for the I.T. job.” Paul Gagliardi, San Diego

“$1,400 for a phone? Quit clowning around!” John Boito, online submission

“Can I make a balloon payment?” Vic Turner, San Diego

“I’d just like a basic phone ... no bells or whistles, please.” Mary Stewart, Pine Valley

“These phone colors are so garish.” Glenn Jackson, Carlsbad

“Really, an elephant stepped on my phone.” Chris Espineli, Carmel Valley