Smile for the camera

1: What’s the deal with security cameras on BART trains?

A: Praised for nabbing high number of lawbreakers.

B: Not much good because only 23 percent are real.

C: Easily jammed with an app.

D: Video beamed to CIA for data sorting .

2: What group of California state employees earn the most?

A: Police chiefs.

B: Summertime smoke jumpers.

C: Football coaches.

D: Basketball coaches.

3: How is the new rule going that requires drone owners to register?

A: No one’s paying much attention to the federal regulation.

B: Now more registered drone operators than manned aircraft.

C: Urban drone operators signing up and rural folks aren’t.

D: Drone sales plummeted due to the signup idea.

4: What creature set a record for attacks on humans last year?

A: Sharks.

B: Pit bulls.

C: Bears.

D: Campaign pollsters.

5: San Francisco’s Civic Center has a three-person rapid-response team to handle what?

A: Pigeon and seagull droppings.

B: Tourist bus congestion.

C: Discarded syringes.

D: Broken benches and tree limbs.