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1: What’s a special feature of BART’s new train cars?

A: Horn goes “blurp,” not “beep”

B: Seats fold away during crush commute times

C: Taser gun recharging station in each car

D: Cupholders for coffee addicts 2: A brain study of 111 former pro football players found what?

A: Running backs get the worst damage

B: All but one player had a chronic degenerative disease

C: Only a handful of athletes showed any harm

D: No results released after NFL brass muzzled the test

3: For safety and hygiene, San Francisco may ban what?

A: Homeless camps

B: Recycling centers

C: Sandboxes in parks

D: Public drinking fountains

4: The showdown with North Korea is a boon for what business?

A: Travel insurance that covers tours there

B: Gas-mask makers in South Korea

C: Bomb-shelter designers getting lots of interest in Japan

D: Nightclub comedians in North’s capital of Pyongyang

5: Britain just declared a major car driving rule. What was it?

A: Start driving on right side of the road like everyone else

B: Gas and diesel engines banned in 2040

C: Half of all vehicles will be self-driving

D: Dashboard dials will be in kilometers, not miles

6: What did the American Psychoanalytic Association tell its member shrinks?

A: Repealing Obamacare will create waves of homeless

B: Wider use of meds is getting results

C: Feel free to comment on Trump’s mental makeup

D: 60-minute sessions should be longer