Complaint box

1: San Francisco received 1,498 complaints in November on what problem?

A: Coyotes threatening dog walkers B: Parking meters that overcharge C: Poop on the sidewalks D: Wild parrots that screech all the time

2: Ford is recalling 1.4 million vehicles because of what scary-sounding problem?

A: Windows may fall out at high speeds B: Steering wheel could come off in your hands C: Heater could bring cabin to pizza oven levels D: All those replacement airbags? Still no good

3: Elon Musk has a new brainstorm. What is it?

A: Santa Monica drive-in B: Plan to turn lead into gold C: Perfume: Musky Musk D: Only two more wild ideas, and that’s it

4: What’s the happiest country in the world, based on factors like social support, corruption and life expectancy? A: Denmark B: Iceland C: Finland D: Switzerland

5: There are nearly 1,200 blue bike shares available in the East Bay. How many get used each day? A: B:

Only 20 percent due to vandalism About a third because instructions are confusing C: Maybe half given all those hills D: 800 to 1,100 daily trips depending on the weather

6: It took 10 years of feuding and dickering, but San Francisco will soon have: A:

A park to replace a Russian Hill reservoir B: Extended airport runways into the bay C: Solar panels on City Hall’s gilded dome D: Home for aging pigeons