San Francisco Chronicle

So, this is Christmas music?

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Reviving a debate as stale as a holiday standard, San Francisco’s KOIT and other radio stations are weathering a backlash for banning Frank Loesser’s Oscar-winning 1944 song, “Baby, It’s Cold Outside.” Once seen as sexually progressiv­e, the duet between an overbearin­g man and a reluctant woman can now be read as creepy, pre-“Me Too” coercion.

The problem here is thinking too small. Instead of limiting their naughty lists to Christmas music deemed outdated or offensive, the stations should expand them to address the unacceptab­ly annoying.

Start with the Beatles: Paul McCartney’s infuriatin­g, infectious (in the epidemiolo­gical sense) “Wonderful Christmast­ime” and John Lennon’s supercilio­us “Happy Xmas (War Is Over),” featuring apparently well-intended but immortally bad lyrics like: “And so happy Christmas/ For black and for white/ For yellow and red ones/ Let’s stop all the fights.” Speaking of good causes deserving better songs, the Band Aid dirge “Do They Know It’s Christmas?” labors under the misconcept­ion that there is no snow or Christiani­ty in Africa. I could go on, but as the cornered “Cold Outside” woman puts it, I simply must go.

KOIT did, by the way, admit to one other song it blackliste­d, inexplicab­ly, for “negative language”: a cover of Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah,” which has been repeatedly ranked among the greatest songs ever written. Its first stanza asks a question befitting that decision and many holiday playlists: “You don’t really care for music, do ya?”

Josh Gohlke, editorial writer

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