Santa Fe New Mexican

SUPER QUIZ

- (c) 2018 Ken Fisher

Take this Super Quiz to a Ph.D. Score 1 point for each correct answer on the Freshman Level, 2 points on the Graduate Level and 3 points on the Ph.D. Level. Subject: SONG LYRICS Provide the next line of the song. (e.g., “Oh, you’ll take the high road.” Answer: “And I’ll take the low road.”) FRESHMAN LEVEL 1. “On top of old Smokey” Answer________ 2. “I’ve been working on the railroad” Answer________ 3. “Row, row, row your boat” Answer________ GRADUATE LEVEL 4. “Onward Christian soldiers” Answer________ 5. “Give my regards to Broadway” Answer________ 6. “Yankee Doodle came to town” Answer________ PH.D. LEVEL 7. “I wish I was in the land of cotton” Answer________ 8. “Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care” Answer________ 9. “Swing low, sweet chariot” Answer________ ANSWERS: SCORING: 18 points — congratula­tions, doctor; 15 to 17 points — honors graduate; 10 to 14 points — you’re plenty smart, but no grind; 4 to 9 points — you really should hit the books harder; 1 point to 3 points — enroll in remedial courses immediatel­y; 0 points — who reads the questions to you?

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