Classic Lines
BOLD AND BEAUTIFUL
(Sally gives Wyatt a private viewing of one of her sexy lingerie designs by modeling it for him.)
Sally: “Notice the detail on the bodice?”
Wyatt: “I don’t. You should come closer, so I can see.”
Sally: “I am just trying to give you the full effect.”
Wyatt: “Trust me, uh, I am getting the full effect right now.”
(Wyatt feels for his father after Bill loses custody of Will.)
Wyatt: “You’re not alone. Not really.”
Bill: “Definitely not. I have Alison and Justin contractually obligated to stand by my side whenever I desire.”
Wyatt: “Not to mention your three sons, where there’s no payment required.”
DAYS OF OUR LIVES
(Mimi is ticking off Bonnie’s litany of past crimes.) Mimi: “You always get caught. And what about Mickey Horton?” Bonnie: “That was love. L-o-v-e.” Mimi: “Which led you to revenge. R-e-v-e-n-g-e.”
(Sami runs into Kate.)
Sami: “Oh, hey. Look, I have no time to talk. I have a new lead on Kristen. An address. I think I’m gonna find her.”
Kate: “Did you call the police?”
Sami: “Are you kidding? Of course not. They’d stop me.”
GENERAL HOSPITAL
(Ava tells Franco that she went to Kiki’s to make amends with her daughter.)
Franco: “Well, that’s very impressive.”
Ava: “Thank you.”
Franco: “How’d ya screw it up?”
(After inadvertently spoiling Ryan’s plan to kill Lucy, Laura complains about her to “Kevin”). Laura: “I want to strangle her.”
Ryan: “Get in line.”
(Kiki compares her and Griffin to Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr in From Here To Eternity, which he hasn’t seen.)
Griffin: “Did Burt and Deborah have something like your mother working against them?”
Kiki: “Only Pearl Harbor and the start of World War II.”
Griffin: “Aha. So, they got off easy.”
YOUNG AND RESTLESS
(Billy knows he’s in hot water if he doesn’t replace the money he “borrowed” from Jabot.)
Billy: “I’m mad at myself right now.”
Phyllis: “Well, get in line. I’m furious at you. We can take turns beating you up after we fix this.”