Classic Lines
BOLD AND BEAUTIFUL
(Will asks his dad for help with his homework.)
Will: “You know how to make math fun.”
Bill: “Yeah, well, you know, numbers are your dad’s thing. That’s why I’m so rich.”
Will: “‘The more zeros, the better.’ ”
Bill: “Oh, that is absolute music to my ears! You are my boy!”
DAYS OF OUR LIVES
Will: “Why didn’t you go to the police?”
Sami: “I thought you said you got your memory back.” Xander: “I thought priests were supposed to be nonviolent.”
Eric: “Ex-priest!”
Victor: “Prometheus was chained to a mountain while an eagle ate his liver ... Lucky bastard didn’t have Susan Banks as a house guest. I don’t know how much more of this I can take. [Eve enters the room.] And I think I’m about to find out.”
DYNASTY
(Hospitalized for smoke inhalation, Alexis prepares to leave after her drawn- out stay.)
Alexis (to her nurse) “Can you get me a toiletry bag? And some toiletries?”: (Alexis returns home and notices that the urn containing Cristal’s ashes is on the foyer table.)
Alexis: “Who’s been redecorating?”
Steven: “That’s Cristal.”
Alexis: “Well, it’s not Waterford ... Oh, you mean the person?”
(Unaware their union is fake, Liam’s uncle comments when his nephew greets “wife” Fallon with a hug.)
Max: “Give her a real kiss ... Trust me, you’ll have plenty of time to cultivate a sexstarved marriage. Just ask my wife.”
GENERAL HOSPITAL
(An institutionalized
Kevin offers to help his captor, Ryan, despite their animosity.)
Ryan: “I’ll give you this. You are committed. Ha. See what I did there?”
YOUNG AND RESTLESS
(Ashley shares her displeasure that Phyllis missed a meeting at Jabot.)
Phyllis: “Lauren told me all about it.”
Ashley: “Oh, really? So she filled you in on everything?”
Phyllis: “That it was tedious, long and boring? Yeah, she filled me in. Thank goodness, she’s not in love with the sound of her own voice, so the recap was shorter than the actual meeting.”