Ex takes up residence in driveway

Dear Abby: I love my husband, but I’m getting tired of being a second-class citizen in my home. It started when we bought a van from a friend of mine. We talked about different things we could do with it — fix it up a little and sell it, or use it for vacation — but somewhere along the line it was suggested that we let my ex, “Paul,” buy it from us because he’s homeless and chooses to let everyone else take care of him.

The van is now fixed. Paul lost his job and is now living in the van — in my driveway. The problem is, he doesn’t stay in the van. He crashes on my couch, uses my electricity, water, etc., and now eats my food. I told my husband this is not healthy for my mental well-being.

My husband and I own our own business, and Paul has now become involved in that, too. My husband says he can use the help and it gives Paul money to move. The only problem with that is my ex doesn’t use the money for bills — he blows it on junk he doesn’t need. I’m tired of raising a 41-year-old grown man. Help!

Fed Up in Oklahoma

Dear Fed Up: Tell your husband the situation is affecting your mental health and insist upon a deadline by which Paul will be out of there. Paul has a van, so whether or not he has saved enough for a place of his own, he won’t be without shelter.

Dear Abby: I have several creative friends who have either written a book or made a music CD. I get asked to read or listen to these creations and submit an online review. The book was written about a very rough divorce, and my “friend” described her ex using some gossipy (and awful) information that I knew was not true. She placed all the blame on her ex, when it was she who committed adultery (a fact she conveniently left out of the book). The music CD was not to my liking either — my friend cannot sing.

How do I handle these review requests? So far, I have simply not submitted a review because I’m not going to lie or give a bad one. But what do I say when they ask?

Critical Critic

Dear Critic: Tell your author friend that while she may be a talented writer, you are not comfortable endorsing her book because it is being used as a weapon to make her exhusband look bad. As to your musician friend, all you need to say about the CD is that “it is clear the singer has music in their soul.”