Queen Elizabeth II’s Palace: Vandalized! The royal’s beloved Balmoral Castle becomes a wasteland as Britain ends lockdown.

The queen is not amused! As Britain emerges from lockdown, residents eager to get out have been flocking to Queen Elizabeth’s Scottish retreat, Balmoral Castle. But with all the property’s public restrooms closed, visitors have been, ahem, relieving themselves all over the 50,000-square-foot grounds! “Disappointed to see so many wipes discarded on the Estate today,” a staffer tweeted, advising those who had to go to “bury” their business away from buildings, paths and farm animals. As for the monarch, she and Prince Philip are still quarantining at Windsor Castle.