Donald Trump will help get out the vote

I want to thank Donald Trump for ensuring that the next election will probably have the highest voter turnout ever.

Trump has managed to mobilize everyone, Hispanics (Mexicans in particular), women, Democrats in general, thinking Republicans, especially those who want to get elected in the future, and all your retail sponsors who want to continue selling their products.

Trump is an inspiration to us all. Thank you for honestly speaking the truth as you see it. You are ensuring a Democratic win.