Fish’s sex is awful — there’s a video
Male’s first, only adventure fuses him with female
WASHINGTON — Praying mantis sex gets a bad rap because sometimes the female bites off the male’s head and eats him.
Usually it goes perfectly fine for both mantises, but everyone fixates on the bad dates.
Deep-sea anglerfish sex, on the other hand, is an endless horror.
A male anglerfish’s first and only sexual adventure results in him becoming permanently fused — by his lips— to the side of a relatively gargantuan female that resembles David Cronenberg’s nightmare about the shark from “Jaws.”
Unlike the mantis, Mr. Anglerfish does not die as Ms. Anglerfish subsumes him into her body. His skin becomes her skin. His major organs dissolve, his fins fall off and his blood becomes her blood, until not much more is left of him but a living set of testes to make sperm at her demand.
Then he dangles off her for the rest of his life, even if she goes on to merge with other anglerfish, wearing her sex partners like Mardi Gras beads.
For as long as anglerfish have been having bodymeld sex — a bizarre but efficient way of reproducing in the sparsely populated ocean depths — it’s been a relatively private affair.
Scientists know of the phenomenon through dead specimens caught in nets and illustrations.
Until last week, that is, when Science published what it says is the first video of wild anglerfish engaged in their eternal coitus.
A pair of married deepsea explorers took the video in 2016, from a submersible about a half-mile underwater near the Azores islands in the North Atlantic Ocean.
Kirsten and Joachim Jakobsen were about to call it a day and surface, Science wrote, when they spotted a female fanfin angler about the size of a fist. They noticed a weird little appendage on her belly, which was a male fanfin angler that will never be independent again.
The Jakobsens recorded the pair for about a halfhour, Science wrote.
They did not see the female release an egg, which the male only exists now to fertilize. Nor did they witness Mr. Anglerfish’s “fins and other disused body parts wither away until the male is only what the female needs him to be,” which National Geographic assures will eventually happen.
But they took a rare high-quality video of the elusive creatures, which showed off the female’s dazzling mane of long whiskered filaments and the bioluminescent lure, as well as her dead eyes and gaping mouth full of monster teeth.
The biologists were thrilled to see video of this rare form of reproduction, Science wrote.
An ecologist at the Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute “was impressed with how flexible the male was despite its solid attachment,” Science wrote.