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Much-hyped ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ is something less than a marvel.
“Avengers: Infinity War” is a lot of movie. You can hate it and still say that much. Its various, overlapping fan bases won’t hold what they don’t like against it, I bet. “A lot,” though, doesn’t mean it’s much fun or even very good.
No hate here, honestly. The film has its momentary diversions, a few good throwaway jokes amid a tremendous amount of PG-13 maiming and destruction. The nervy fatalism of its climax might actually count for something if you didn’t know in your bones that the “Avengers” movie coming out a year from now will very likely undo what and who we’re left with at the end of these two hours and 40 minutes.
The 19th Marvel Cinematic Universe installment is strange that way: a little bit brave, a little bit cowardly. Its modest payoffs derive from the odd couples, foursomes and gang activities that come from smushing one clump of the Marvel roster into another. Chris Pratt’s StarLord from “Guardians of the Galaxy,” for example, confronting Robert Downey Jr.’s Tony Stark for the first time. Or Mark Ruffalo’s Bruce Banner, aka the Hulk, rolling through Wakanda. Or Chris Hemsworth’s Thor, last seen without his hammer, in the same movie as Benedict Cumberbatch’s Dr. Strange (a standout here) or Dave Bautista’s Drax (another standout). This isn’t a movie. It’s a marketing convergence seminar.
The seminar contains a plot! Titan warlord Thanos, played by a motion-captured Josh Brolin, is after all six of the precious magical infinity stones. These will grant him complete control of the universe and, presumably, a percentage of the merchandising. He travels hither and yon to obtain them, ruthlessly.
Screenwriters Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely go a pretty fair distance toward making this super-adversary a Titan of some twisted, conflicted feeling. Zoe Saldana, for once, gets some decent screen time as her “Guardians” character, Gamora, re-enters the orbit of adoptive father Thanos, with revenge on her mind. So many more characters must content themselves with pinballing around the margins. We could mention Steve Rogers/Captain America (Chris Evans). Or T’Challa/Black Panther (Chadwick Boseman). Or the latest Spider-Man (Tom Holland), or Scarlet Witch (Elizabeth Olsen), or Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson). Directors Anthony and Joe Russo (“Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Captain America: Civil War”) shoot the frenzied battle scenes every which way, hand-held camera one second, impersonally smooth the next.
The better Marvel movies have found ways to interlace wisecracks with obligatory, semi-infinite warmongering. Here, the mixture sticks in the craw: It’s funny to see and hear Pratt imitating Hemsworth’s voice, but smack up against the scenes of mass genocide and close-ups of anguished, recently stabbed major players, the mood swings are a little bit psycho.
The ending is all anyone’s going to be talking about. Time and the second week of the “Infinity War” box-office reports will tell whether the cliffhanger is profitably controversial, or simply a thing designed to frustrate audiences into easing their frustration a year from now, by seeing the next “Avengers” movie. Judging from some of the crazed groans and yelps heard at Tuesday’s Chicago screening, well ...
This we know. Nobody’s interested in the narrative. It’s a story about an allpowerful thug collecting a half-dozen magic stones — a 160-minute game of rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, scissors, paper. The ridiculous size of the ensemble is the selling point of this film, though after a while, your mind starts to wander back to “Black Panther,” which was so satisfying, and fleet of foot, and full of interesting characters.
The stealth question lurking underneath “Infinity War” is a simple one. After “Black Panther,” does anyone care about that louche, narcissistic playboy Tony Stark as much as they used to? Ten years ago this month, the Marvel universe was launched with the fresh, lively, relatively easygoing “Iron Man.” It seems more like 100.