This election season, Virginia obsessing the world

We’re heading around the bend, people! Elections are just a couple of weeks away and the two biggest races in the nation are …

You have no idea, right?

OK, most of the voting is going to be about local government — mayors and council members and the like. But there are a couple of contests for governor, in Virginia and New Jersey.

It’s Virginia that’s obsessing the world. Or at least the world that’s already terrified about what’s going to happen in 2022 (Dems lose Congress?) or 2024 (Trump? Trump? Trummmpp?).

The candidates are Democrat Terry McAuliffe, a former governor who left office after one term because Virginia is the only state in the union that makes governors do that. He’s facing Republican Glenn Youngkin, a former business tycoon who’s chipped in at least $16 million of his own money. Virginia has evolved into a Democratic state, but what if McAuliffe loses — or just squeaks in? What if the turnout is puny? Will the nation read this as a prelude to disaster for congressional candidates next year?

Democrats can’t think of anything else, and if you’ve wound up on any party mailing lists — truly, it can happen to anyone — you may have been getting more letters about Terry McAuliffe than you got greetings on your last birthday.

“I’m flabbergasted, Gail … ” reads one of the many, many missives I received from him recently. “We’ve been sending you email after email about just how important this race is, but it’s October, and it’s looking like a tossup right now.”

Given my profession, I have never made a contribution to a political campaign in my life, but this doesn’t seem to have any effect on McAuliffe’s expectations.

One of my all-time favorite donor requests came from Ellie Warner, McAuliffe’s finance director:

“Gail, I’m freaking out right now! I meant to send this email earlier … but I forgot to press send, and now, we’re even more behind on our fund-raising goal than we were before.”

That is so 2021. If, God forbid, McAuliffe somehow loses the election, “I forgot to press send” is going down in modern political history.

New Jersey’s race has also had its moments. Republicans are trying to beat Gov. Phil Murphy over the head with his 2019 remark that if you’re a person whose only concern is tax rates, New Jersey is “probably not your state.”

New Jersey is diverting but Murphy is expected to win handily. And the political world won’t be all that impressed.

It’s Virginia that’s mobilized a national get-out-the-money campaign.

“Gail, we don’t have much time, so

I’ll make this quick,” wrote the political consultant James Carville in a mass email about a “critical fund-raising deadline.”

Carville, who recently referred to himself as “an email-signing slut,” has reportedly sent out more than 40 pleas for donations to various campaigns in the past three months, one darkly demanding to know if the recipient wants “Democrats to lose every election from here to eternity.”

Meanwhile, Donald Trump is, of course, online constantly (“Did you see my RALLY in IOWA? It was INCREDIBLE”). He is supporting Youngkin, but not with nearly the enthusiasm he’s dedicating to raising money for his own political action fund.

“President Trump specifically told us he wants this one-of-a-kind HANDSIGNED football to go to YOU, Friend,” says one missive, looking for a contribution for a chance to be in a drawing for said memento.

In the Virginia race, Youngkin, whose nickname is reportedly “Yunk,” is delicately dancing around the Trump issue.

It’s tricky — if you want to be a winning Republican, you have to keep his fans happy while assuring the suburban moderates that you know Joe Biden was actually elected president.

McAuliffe’s job is to make voters turn out, and one main strategy is to terrify them into action. (“I thought folks would be fired up to get out the vote, but at this point, it seems like enthusiasm is at an all-time low.”)

Same thing goes for money.