Who said it?

Brad Dickson of the Omaha (Neb.) WorldHerald, after Oklahoma State football coach Mike Gundy put on a singlet to promote Cowboys wrestling:

“Oklahoma State doesn’t have a beach volleyball team, right?”

RJ Currie of SportsDeke.com, on Canadians accounting for three of the top four scorers on Oregon’s sixth-ranked basketball team: “O Canaduck.”

Jim Barach of WCHSTV in Charleston, W.Va., on Johnny Manziel’s prospects as a franchise QB: “Unfortunately, his franchise is 7-Eleven.”

Janice Hough of LeftCoastSportsBabe.com, after Jeannie Buss fired her brother Jim as Lakers president of basketball operations:

“Well, at least they have nine months to get over it before Thanksgiving.”