Who said it?

Jim Barach of WCHSTV in Charleston, W.Va., after Hawks forward DeAndre’ Bembry was arrested for driving 128 mph:

“He is averaging 4.8 points a game, but that just got him 12 points on his driver’s license.”

Brad Dickson of the Omaha (Neb) World-Herald, on the XFL vowing not to allow any players with a criminal record:

“I hope they’re willing to play eight-man football.”

Greg Cote of The Miami Herald, on the Winter Olympics:

“Curling, skeleton, frostbite—all of the wintry sports we love are back.”

Comedy writer Tim Hunter, with a sure sign you need to cut down your TV time watching the Winter Olympics:

“You’re asked how your day went and you hold up a card that says ‘6.4’.”

Comic Torben Rolfsen, on the added benefit of mixed-doubles curling:

“Great practice for couples yelling at each other.”

Washout QB Johnny Manziel, to Barstool Sports, nixing a possible return to the Browns:

“I think we’ve kind of crossed that bridge, and if anything that bridge is probably still flaming a little bit.”

Comedian Argus Hamilton, on why the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show featured three brand-new breeds this year:

“Last year’s after-party got way out of hand.”