The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

We’re already in the middle of a global pandemic, racial unrest and a cratering economy. Now there’s going to be a fight over an open Supreme Court seat. At this rate, next week’s debate will be about how to handle the current alien invasion.

This election already felt like a tense Thanksgiving dinner. Now it’s like your uncle rolled in straight from rehab.

The Republicans are in favor of Trump’s nominee and he hasn’t named one yet. Even the people who got engaged on “Love is Blind” were like, “Don’t you want to see who it is first?”

If you’re keeping track, Meghan Markle’s got beef with the Queen of England and the president of the United States. She’s just one Jay-Z fight away from taking on the entire Illuminati.

Russian President Vladimir Putin was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. Putin is thrilled, while everyone else in the category is poisoned.