POWER RANKINGS

1. Alabama (9-0): How many yards would a random college student gain if he won a “Be Najee For A Day” contest and got to run behind that offensive line?

2. Texas A&M (7-1): The Aggies needed to play twice for their slim CFP holes. Now they are even slimmer.

3. Florida (8-1): The Gators need to find some semblance of a running game. They can outscore LSU without one, but Alabama is a different matter.

4. Georgia (6-2): Scott Cochran is good at what he does, but the fit at Vanderbilt would be like me at a Spring Break Speedo Contest.

5. Auburn (5-4): The main argument about Gus Malzahn recently is that he isn’t consistent, but now he’s becoming consistent in a way Auburn doesn’t want.

6. Missouri (5-3): He’s not Mac Jones. He’s not Kyle Trask. But Connor Bazelak has quietly had a good season for Mizzou.

7. Ole Miss (4-4): There are many injustices in 2020, but not getting to watch the Ole Miss offense play 10 times is a shame.

8. LSU (3-5): Will the last player to opt out at LSU please turn off the drive-through daiquiri machine?

9. Arkansas (3-6): The Razorbacks appear certain to finish 3-7, but it has been a fun 3-7.

10. Kentucky (4-6): The Wildcats really need to find a quarterback in the offseason. Preferably one who isn’t a wide receiver.

11. Mississippi State (2-6): Mike Leach gained a lot of goodwill in Week One, lost most of it at midseason but has been slowly winning it back.

12. Tennessee (2-6): Not saying this game is critical for Jeremy Pruitt, but it’s hard to sell that used orange gear on EBay.

13. South Carolina (2-8): Season done and now Shane Beamer has a big job ahead.

14. Vanderbilt (0-8): If Sarah Fuller kicks a game-winning field goal against Tennessee, the ground may open up and swallow Knoxville whole.