Pizza

Description: At first, I thought the Corn Shack had given me a big cupful o’ Cheeto dust and forgotten the corn.

But a little digging revealed a deep layer of buttered corn kernels that, honestly, paired pretty well with spicy, crunchy Cheeto dust. Pro tip: If you think the Cheetos are hot, beware the corn lurking below, like buttery liquid hot magma.

Price: $8.

Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Mac Burger

Stand: Hog Daddy’s Mac Shack. Stand: Enzo’s Pizzeria. Description: OK, state fair, now you’re not even trying. It’s a slice of fairground pizza — with all that entails — buried under a pile of FHC, thereby sparing you the effort of opening the bag yourself. In addition to being impossible to eat, it’s a totally pointless combination. C’mon, have a little pride in your Flamin’ Hot Cheetos cookery, huh?

Price: $7 per slice.