Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Caramel Apple

Stand: Candy Factory. Description: There is a part of me that wants to admire the pure chutzpah of finding a way to integrate FHC into dessert. It’s not unprecedented. Mixing spicy, salty and sweet has made for many an outstanding treat, but something about the FHC caramel apple feels downright unholy. It’s less like the apple has been seasoned and more like it’s been afflicted with FHC dust, creating a flavor combination that seems like it just might work. Right until it doesn’t. Someone call an exorcist.

Price: $5.