Take nephew shopping to avoid mom ‘pre-returning’ gifts
mine included, were returned for something “more suitable.” In my case, she thought her “talented boy would do better” with a more complicated building set, even though I bought the one that he requested. My sister is in utter disbelief that anyone was offended, since she considers that she did us all a favor.
It seems a shame to punish the kids because their mother has lost her mind, but I have very little inclination to go to the trouble of purchasing gifts for anyone in that family again, and I am not a fan of gift cards (which would probably be to the wrong store, anyway).
May I have a polite response to give when my sister next demands gifts? At the moment, the only reply I can think of involves fourletter words.
Gentle Reader: Rather than waiting for an opportunity to issue those four-letter words, Miss Manners proposes that you initiate the present-giving before your sister gets the chance to put restrictions on it.
“This year, my present will be to take Bennett shopping for it himself.” This reinforces the idea that you and your nephew have your own relationship — and other ideas about what he might like to receive.
Dear Miss Manners:
Iwas served a meal that included fork-tender meat. Does this mean knives were optional?
Gentle Reader: Yes, although Miss Manners is unclear why, as the guest, you are concerned — unless you were planning to stay after dinner and help wash up. Were you the host, she would recommend providing knives.
Dear Miss Manners: Soon after my daughter’s wedding “Save the Date” cards were sent, a guest called to say his family will be on a safari that day and cannot attend. Do we still send an invitation? While he effectively gave his RSVP, it seems harsh to drop him from the guest list.
Gentle Reader: And yet equally awkward for him to feel that he must respond to it, when he thinks he already has (although that card did not require any response). However, in case his plans change, Miss Manners suggests you send an invitation, scribbling on it by hand, “Bon voyage! We’ll miss you at the wedding. Let’s get together afterwards and exchange photos — where we promise to admire your giraffes, if you admire our bride.”