Friends with tots should trade fancy restaurants for family fare

loud iPhone cartoons on other diners.

My friends are oblivious. I’ve even seen them change a diaper of a fancy French bistro.

I offer to cook, get takeout, even beg for the nearest chain restaurant whenever I can, I’m so tired of the glares. Please tell me what I can do to mitigate this!

Well, you either tell them the truth or you keep being part of the problem.

Maybe there’s some delicate phrasing: “Even I have a problem with kid noise when I go to nice restaurants, and you know me to be kid-friendly; I’m fine with it at family-type restaurants. So please take this plea as a well-meaning one, since I love your kids like they’re my own: I want to go to Diaper Rodeo, or not go out at all. The glares from the Bistro crowd ruin the evening for me.”

By the way, I don’t anticipate ever recovering from the mere knowledge of the tableside diaper change. Dear Carolyn: My sister owns a few apartment buildings and my mother lives there rent-free. My mother plans to give my sister slightly more in her will. Our brother is angry about this; he wants my sister to just charge our mother rent. My sister thinks our mom will spend the money on medical expenses anyway and doesn’t mind missing out on rent. My brother thinks my sister is doing this to get credit of some sort. It’s annoying. What do you think?

I think your brother needs to stop bean-counting and start living as a fully-fledged human being. And if there were some way an advice columnist could get a writer to get a sibling to do this, then I’d have published a book on it. I’m sorry.

I will keep a good thought about his discovering, soon, that our spiritual side is some of the best factory-installed equipment we have and that we shouldn’t ignore it just because we can’t be bothered to read the manual.

You can suggest to your brother that if he’s so sure your mother operates on a credit-for-kindness system, and if he’s so adamant about getting in on the credit himself, then he’d probably do better to increase his kindness contribution than to lobby for reducing his sister’s. I’m not saying this will go over well, just saying you’re welcome to try.