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15 hilarious misheard lyrics to popular songs

- Gary Dinges

Wait. What did they just sing?

We’ve all been there. Music cranked up but the lyrics we’re listening to just ... don’t ... make ... sense.

A city built on sausage rolls? Sweet dreams about cheese? Excuse me while I kiss this guy? Who can forget the “Friends” episode when Phoebe thought the lyrics to Elton John’s “Tiny Dancer” were “Hold me close, young Tony Danza”?

Misheard lyrics have spawned plenty of memes and jokes as well. “Last night I dreamt of San Pedro” from Madonna’s “La Isla Bonita” becomes “Last night I dreamt of some bagels” and Pat Benatar’s “Hit me with your best shot” comes across as “Hit me with your pet shark.”

There’s even a term for mishearing a phrase: mondegreen. It happens when the listener’s brain doesn’t understand what it’s hearing and substitute­s familiar words and sounds to fill in the blanks.

We just call it hilarious. Here are 15 of our favorite misheard lyrics in popular culture:

‘We Built This City’

Starship, 1985

What you thought you heard: built this city on sausage rolls.”

What you actually heard: “We built this city on rock ‘n’ roll.”

‘Purple Haze’

Jimi Hendrix, 1967

What you thought you heard: cuse me while I kiss this guy.”

What you actually heard: me while I kiss the sky.”

‘Sweet Dreams’

“We

“Ex

“Excuse

Eurythmics, 1983

What you thought you heard: “Sweet dreams are made of cheese.”

What you actually heard: “Sweet dreams are made of these.”

‘I Can See Clearly Now’

Johnny Nash, 1972

What you thought you heard: “I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

What you actually heard: “I can see clearly now, the rain is gone.”

‘Livin’ on a Prayer’

Bon Jovi, 1986

What you thought you heard: “Doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not.”

What you actually heard: “Doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not.”

‘I’m A Believer’

The Monkees, 1966

What you thought you heard: “Then I saw her face, now I’m gonna leave her.”

What you actually heard: “Then I saw her face, now I’m a believer.”

‘Sex On Fire’

Kings of Leon, 2008

What you thought you heard: dyslexics on fire.”

What you actually heard: “You. Your sex is on fire.”

‘Losing My Religion’

R.E.M., 1991

“Oh,

What you thought you heard: “Let’s pee in the corner. Let’s pee in the spotlight.”

What you actually heard: “That’s me in the corner. That’s me in the spotlight.”

‘More Than A Woman’

Bee Gees, 1977

What you thought you heard: “Bald-headed woman. Bald-headed woman to me.”

What you actually heard: “More than a woman. More than a woman to me.”

‘Tiny Dancer’

Elton John, 1972

What you thought you heard: “Hold me close, young Tony Danza.”

What you actually heard: “Hold me closer, tiny dancer.”

‘La Isla Bonita’

Madonna, 1986

What you thought you heard: “Last night I dreamt of some bagels.”

What you actually heard: “Last night I dreamt of San Pedro.”

‘You Sexy Thing’

Hot Chocolate, 1975

What you thought you heard: “I remove umbilicals.”

What you actually heard: “I believe in miracles.”

‘Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It’

Will Smith, 1997

What you thought you heard: “Kick a chicken with it.”

What you actually heard: jiggy wit it.”

‘Gonna Make You Sweat’

“Gettin’

C+C Music Factory, 1990

What you thought you heard: erybody’s dead now.”

What you actually heard: body dance now.”

‘Creep’

“Ev

“Every

Stone Temple Pilots, 1992

What you thought you heard: erybody run, Barbie’s got a gun.”

What you actually heard: “Everybody run, Bobby’s got a gun.”

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GETTY IMAGES Misheard lyrics have spawned plenty of memes and jokes. But did you know there’s a term for mishearing a phrase. It’s called mondegreen. It happens when the listener’s brain doesn’t understand what it’s hearing and substitute­s familiar words and sounds to fill in the blanks.
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