Ponds of Blondes
How many syllables are in the words all alone. Not one.
How many letters are in the word letters? In all the letters I wrote you last summer?
Three in both o-n-e and h-o-n.
The word plural ought to have an s, and hello, the word singular doesn’t need one.
The best food that is also a color is bread. The best food that is also a verb is flounder, maybe mustered.
We all have that one friend that says stupid shit like, “I like the taste of fruit better than the taste of candy.” I’m sorry
I never wrote you. It’s just that I can’t spell friendship without also spelling end.
Our favorite dog is named Pearl; the other’s Plural.
The most “blah” color is gravy. The best food that is also a color that is also a pet name is Honey. My pet’s pet name is Antihistamine,
but aren’t you allergic to dogs? Assign us a sinus infection. “Eat a colorful plate,” my doctor says like a real wise guy. But glass is just clear. And my doctor’s not a guy.
In St. John, we saw a ship full of cargo, also called a shipping ship. It was in the deep end of the ocean. I’m landlocked
in central Ohio. Hello. This is my SOS. I put the Mel in meltdown. I put the Mel in help me.