The News Herald (Willoughby, OH)

Ohio Residents Urged to Get New Joint Pain ‘Vaccine’

“It’s the only thing that’s ever worked,” say patients; Now you can get it for free

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By Adrienne McKinney Senior Health Editor

Imagine turning back the clock on your achy joints and muscles.

Returning to the days before pain and discomfort kept you from doing the little things you used to take for granted.

Things like working in your garden, playing with your grandkids and even a good night’s sleep.

Well, your days of living pillto-pill could be over. An all-natural supplement by Optimum Life Labs called Joint Nirvana is now available in STATE STATE and people are calling it “the” joint and muscle pain “vaccine” Big Pharma doesn’t want you to know about.

“I’ve tried every pain pill the doctor has ever prescribed me and Joint Nirvana is the only thing that’s made the pain stop,” said Alberta, Canada resident Astrid Hansen who’s been taking it daily for just 4 months.

It Finds All Your Aches And Pains The secret behind the success of this little pill is in the way it “automatica­lly” finds your achy joints and muscles. It’s almost like it has a road map of your entire body and knows exactly where to go to deliver the most relief.

“Joint Nirvana is a special pill,” said Dr. Georgia Rodriguez, director of research at Optimum Life Labs. “It finds the inflammati­on that’s causing all your misery and delivers millions of tiny little building blocks. They put out the fire and rebuild the damage you’ve done to your joints over decades of daily wear-and-tear.”

Decades Of Medical Research Joint Nirvana is based on the medical research conducted by Albuquerqu­e orthopedic surgeon Dr. Lloyd Hurley over 20 years ago.

In Dr. Hurley’s groundbrea­king one-year study, over 100 arthritis patients reported that their joint and muscle pain had almost disappeare­d after just a few weeks of taking a little-known sea mussel in supplement form.

But the amazing results of Dr. Hurley’s study didn’t end there. Cartilage Damage Reversed

Follow up x-rays of these same patients showed that the damage caused by arthritis did not get worse while they took the sea mussel supplement daily. In fact, the complete opposite happened.

The x-rays Dr. Hurley took proved without a doubt that some of his patients were able to re-grow cartilage. A thing other doctors had told them was completely out of the question.

“Arthritis is considered incurable, the wear-and-tear of aging,” said Dr. Hurley, “but evidence shows it can be reversed.” Drug Companies Don’t Want

You To Know Dr. Hurley’s research does show arthritis can be stopped and reversed without the need of brutal and expensive surgeries that require months of painful rehab.

“Big Pharma and Big Medicine has known about Dr. Hurley’s research for decades, it’s not a secret, but they turn a blind eye to it,” said Victor Urbina, CEO of Optimum Life Labs. “Let’s face it, there’s too much money at risk for them to admit something like this could work.

“We took the medical knowledge Dr. Hurley accumulate­d over his 40-year career where he helped thousands of arthritis patients and put it in an easy-to-swallow pill,” continued Urbina. “Every week we hear a new story of one of our customers finding real relief for the first time. That’s something Big Pharma and Big Medicine can’t ignore.”

Fully Guaranteed People who suffer debilitati­ng joint and muscle pain want one thing, to find relief. But most of them have resigned themselves to simply finding a way to manage the pain they currently have and hope it doesn’t get worse.

Joint Nirvana was formulated with its active sea mussel ingredient to do more than just mask and numb your pain the way over-the-counter and prescripti­on pain pills do.

Optimum Life Labs guarantees that it could give you real results if you give the millions of tiny building blocks it delivers time to rebuild your crumbling joints.

“We stand behind Joint Nirvana 1000%,” said Urbina. “We know it works. Here’s why.

“An 83-year-old customer of ours suffered from brutal muscle pain caused by spina bifida her whole life. She started taking Joint Nirvana and the pain completely disappeare­d. She called begging us to never stop making it.”

But how can Optimum Life Labs guarantee it could work for you? They say it’s all in the research. Controlled Study Proves It,

Doctor Agrees The sea mussel Dr. Hurley tapped into and that Joint Nirvana uses has a long scientific research history and an even longer history of real world use.

A 1983 study by the Royal Melbourne Institute of Technology in Australia showed that in controlled tests it safely reduced almost all pain and inflammati­on. NSAIDs and aspirin only reduced it by half or less.

“The sea mussel is totally safe. It protects your stomach. It’s nothing like NSAIDs and aspirin that destroy it,” said Dr. Georges M. Halpern.

In the real world, the Maori tribes who live on the coasts of New Zealand have been eating the sea mussel as a regular part of their diet for centuries.

When scientists from around the world studied the Maori they discovered that they had a much lower rate of arthritis than their New Zealand neighbors. They lived painfree to a ripe old age. But why? The difference was in what they ate: the little sea mussel that Dr. Hurley prescribed his arthritic patients and that Optimum Life Labs has bottled in Joint Nirvana.

Risk-Free Trial Through a special arrangemen­t with Optimum Life Labs, they have agreed to send you up to 5 free bottles of Joint Nirvana with your order. As a bonus, they’re also offering you a “readers only” discount. This limited trial is 100% risk-free.

If Joint Nirvana doesn’t help you enjoy the activities you used to love without pain you won’t pay a penny! (Except S&H) You’re covered by their 100% pain-relief guarantee for an entire year. So the only thing you have to lose is your pain.

If you’re still not convinced that Joint Nirvana could work for you, here’s what real people who have tried it are saying. I Feel Better For First

Time In 63 Years “I got 24 different things wrong with me, Joint Nirvana is what’s made me feel better for the first time in 63 years.” -Simone Phillips, Hampton, NH

I Sleep Better At Night “I’ve been sleeping better at night since I started taking Joint Nirvana, thank you!” -Daniel Rachelle, Pensacola, FL My Knees No Longer Hurt “I’ve had my right knee and left shoulder replaced. Joint Nirvana is helping me avoid getting my left knee replaced too, I’m confident it’s working.” -Charlie Wilkes, Denver, CO

I’ll Never Be Without It Again “When I was born the doctors told my parents I wouldn’t live one year. I’ve lived in pain my whole life. Joint Nirvana is the only thing that’s made the pain stop and I’ve tried everything!” - Astrid Hansen, Alberta, Canada

You’re A Ticking

Time Bomb Research shows you’re a ticking time bomb. We are all going to develop arthritis. It’s already inside us because achy joints are part of getting old.

The question becomes, how bad will your arthritis be and how much will it ruin your life?

You deserve to do everything you can to try to stop it in its tracks. How To Get Joint Nirvana No prescripti­on is needed to take advantage of this “readers only” offer and it’s not available in stores. Because of limited availabili­ty in Ohio, this offer expires in 24-hours. So please act fast.

To request your risk-free trial and up to 5 free bottles pick up your phone and dial 1-800-433-1476. The first 50 callers will receive a huge money saving discount. There is a full one year, no questions asked, 100% money back guarantee if you’re not absolutely delighted because your pain is completely gone. Call now before this special introducto­ry price goes up.

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