The News-Times (Sunday)

CONNECTICU­T-THEMED COSTUMES

- By Andrew DaRosa, Illustrati­ons by Ally Rzesa

Sick of seeing the same costumes every year? Have you searched high and low for costumes at Spirit Halloween but never seem to find anything?

Allow us to present you with some Connecticu­t-inspired Halloween costumes that are sure to impress everyone at your Halloween party this year.

JOHN OLIVER MEMORIAL SEWAGE PLANT

Something smells funny about this costume. After the property was officially christened as the John Oliver Memorial Sewer Plant, you can finally dress up as the long drawn-out joke between the city of Danbury and "Last Week Tonight" host, John Oliver. You don't need to be filled with, um, you know, to wear this charming costume.

What you'll need:

A suit just like John Oliver's

Glasses

Zero knowledge of Danbury but an arsenal of insults to mock it

A sign that resembles the newfound John Oliver Memorial Sewage Plant

CONNECTICU­T ROAD CONSTRUCTI­ON

You probably can't count the number of times you've been stuck in traffic after work on the Merritt. It's excruciati­ng and sometimes downright infuriatin­g that the state of Connecticu­t has picked the exact time you leave work to start its never-ending constructi­on project. To be a nuisance at parties, be sure to move toward your friends and keep directing them to move to the right until they have to stand still.

What you'll need:

An orange vest and reflective tape

Optional: Traffic cones, but please don’t steal them from actual traffic projects.

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