DAILY BRIDGE CLUB:
In my club’s penny game, North was the dreaded Grapefruit. He sits on his partners like a numerator on a denominator, badgering them constantly.
Against 3NT, West led the six of clubs, and South played low from dummy and took the queen. He cashed three high diamonds, but West threw a club. South next tried a heart to dummy’s nine.
East took the 10, cashed his high diamond and led a spade: four, queen, deuce. Declarer won the spade return and led the jack of clubs: king, ace. When East discarded, the 10 won South’s eighth and last trick.
“Partner,” Grapefruit said, “if brains were leather, you wouldn’t have enough to saddle a fly.”
“You’re nuts,” South flung back.
Grapefruit told the kibitzers that South was a few sandwiches short of a picnic basket.
If West’s lead of the six was his fourth-highest club, he held K-9-8-6. If South correctly plays dummy’s seven on the first club, he gets his ninth trick.
DAILY QUESTION: You hold: ♠ J82 ♥ AJ9 ◆ 6 54 ♣ A 10 7 2. The dealer, at your left, opens one diamond. Your partner doubles, and the next player passes. What do you say?
ANSWER: You have enough values to jump to three clubs to invite game. But most players would want a longer suit to jump in clubs; partner might try 3NT next, hoping your “long” clubs would provide some winners. Bid two clubs and hope for another chance.