Fill in the blanks for your own amazing story
Fill in the blanks with words gathered up somewhere, and your “funny story” will be amazing!
Greetings from ________ School, famous for discovering a new use for ________.
Yes, this discovery has been featured far and wide, as a miracle for curing _______, and also for rubbing on your ________ to make your skin ________, and for cleaning even the dirtiest _______s. You can even feed it to your pet _______, and this animal will suddenly look like a _________.
HOW: How did this _______ discovery happen? Our science teacher, Mr. ________, fell asleep in his classroom during recess, and when he woke up, a magical creature called a ________, was giving a demonstration. Our teacher recorded it on his phone, and the rest is history.
HUH? You want to know more about the _______ magical creature? Okay. First, I should tell you that I am your school's ________ Crossing Guard. I heard the story from the ________ Cafeteria Workers, and they heard it from a kid named “_______”, whose mother has a job making ________ at a place called “______”, here in town. The science teacher is her cousin, because they have the same _________ great grandmother, who came to our town from a country called, “_______,” riding in a ______.
WHAT? Most magical creatures come from that ________ country. That's how we got the big discovery. If you choose not to believe in magical creatures, then you are just so ________, you are missing out on a lot of stuff you should know to help you to understand today's ________ world.
WHERE? You want to know where the creature is now? Nobody knows. Our science teacher only saw the magical thing one time. But now our school is very rich because of the discovery, and we have enough money to buy a _______ for our Multi-Purpose Room, to use when we have school dances.
WHEN? Our next school dance is the day school starts again, and the guest performers are a group we found on Tik Tok, named “The _______s.” I only know this because our ________ school custodian told me, and it's true because he is the father of the leader of the Tik Tok group, and sometimes they help him empty wastebaskets.
WHY? This is _________ information, because this group found a _______ in one of the wastebaskets, and this thing came to America from _______ , and is worth at least $_______. It might be haunted by a _______.
GOODBYE: You don't believe any of this _______ story? Well then, just wait until you need me to stop traffic for you in front of our school. “Bye” forever.
— Marilynn Anderson is the author of the eBook, “Terribly Twisted Tales ~~ Fairy Tale Fun From the Storybook Traveler, (Strangely True But Not So Stories.”) found at Amazon and Barnes and Noble.