High school frenzy
You can do it: Make a ridiculous story! Good morning! I am your ________ principal, Mr. ________, at ________ High School. Today we will discuss _______ facts and ________ ideas that will make this year’s new high school experience more ________.
PARKING: Our parking lot is a ________ area, because we remodeled it to hold ______ cars. We built ________ to give plenty of shade. Do not pretend to be at school by parking and then sitting in your ________ car, looking at _______, and listening to _______ on your various technologies.
HUH? Yes, and if we catch you doing _______ things in the parking lot, our Campus Police will find you immediately and you may lose your parking privileges. The last student who did this is presently parking in ________.
SPORTS: Baseball season is here and we are enjoying our new field that no longer has grass, but instead we now have _______ installed to make running really _______. Also, we have new restrooms with ________ stalls and toilet paper dispensers that automatically shoot out as many as ______ squares, for your convenience.
OUR TEAM: Our team has this many players out of the field at once: _______, and this many who sit on the bench:_______. The bench players are amazing and even if a storm such as a _______ hits, the bench will sit solidly, whereas the players on the field are risking their lives and might end up in the ER with shattered _______s.
OFF-CAMPUS LUNCH: You may leave campus to go anywhere, even as far as ________, as long as you can make it back to school on time. If you mess up, you will have to make up lost time by attending Night School, where you will learn all the _______ math that teaches you about speed, distance, and how much air your tires need.
ALSO: You will write a _______ page report on how much money it costs to eat off campus, compared to eating on campus, where the lunch is free of charge, and what you could buy for a special person if you stayed on campus. We now have a campus store where we are selling ________s and _______s for only $ _______.
NEW: Our Agriculture Science classes are raising a new animal. It is the mighty _______! In Home Economics, students are studying cosmetology and soon be giving haircuts and applying sleek coloring to your ________. Cooking classes are learning to bake delicious _______s.
EXTRA! Our history students are compiling family trees. If you can prove you are related to ________, you will win a ________! “Bye for now!
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