Jimmy Kimmel Live

Did you watch the season premiere [of “Game of Thrones”] last night? More than 16 million people did. I was one of them. I never thought I’d be excited to see someone empty a bedpan. But I loved it, even though I was confused and had to have my son, Kevin, explain a lot of it to me after the show. It’s like an adult version of summer school: “Who was the guy who sailed in on the black ship and proposed to Cersei?” That was Euron Greyjoy — Theon’s Uncle. “Who was the prince that met with the enemy to try to bring down the Queen who was threatening his father?” That was Donald Trump Jr.

A whole week dedicated to products made in the U.S.A. Which is funny, because almost none of the products the Trump family sells are made in the U.S.A. Donald Trump’s wife wasn’t even made in the U.S.A.!

Did you see that there was a mystery as to who the eighth person who was in the room when Donald Trump Jr. met with the Russians to try to get dirt on Hillary? That person’s identity had not yet been revealed until today, and it’s this guy: Irakly Kaveladze. First name rhymes with broccoli, that’s right ... I guess Russia has nerds.

Although I do want to say, to be fair, it was hard for [Donald Trump Jr.] and for Jared Kushner and Paul Manafort to know how many Russians would be in that meeting, because, you know, sometimes they hide the smaller Russians inside the bigger Russians — and then inside an even bigger Russian than that!