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News That Sounds Like a Joke

The Innovation Center for U.S. Dairy reported that as many as 16.4 million Americans believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. In fact, the center’s most frequently asked question on its website is, “Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?” (The answer is no.)

Almost half of respondent­s to the center’s survey weren’t sure where chocolate milk comes from at all.

The Entreprene­urial Spirit

Ventura County sheriff’s officers charged three produce workers with grand theft fruit after they were caught making unauthoriz­ed cash sales of avocados from a ripening facility.

Joseph Valenzuela, 38, Carlos Chavez, 28, and Rahim Leblanc, 30, liquidated up to $300,000 worth of off-the-books avocados. “It’s a big product here in California,” said Sgt. John Franchi. “Everybody loves avocados.”

Finer Points of the Law

In a fit of law abidance, a resident of Yorkshire, England, called that country’s emergency phone number to report that Queen Elizabeth II was not wearing her seatbelt as she departed the Palace of Westminste­r after delivering her traditiona­l speech at the State Opening of Parliament.

Police warned that the 999 system is meant to be used only for emergencie­s.

Bright Ideas

Smoke bombs aren’t just for celebratin­g our nation’s birth! Mike Tingley of Grand Blanc Township, Michigan, burned his garage to the ground on July 3 when he used smoke bombs to try to rid the structure of a bees’ nest.

When firefighte­rs from three townships arrived, fireworks stored in the garage were shooting into the sky. “We really weren’t going to celebrate the Fourth of July so much,” Tingley said. His home, which was not attached to the garage, was not damaged.

Oops!

Jerry Lynn of Ross, Pennsylvan­ia, is continuall­y haunted by the result of a minor mishap 13 years ago while drilling a hole in the wall of his living room.

During his project, an alarm clock fell through the hole and to the floor behind the wall. Since then, the alarm sounds dutifully at 7:10 p.m. (standard time) every day.

Fashion Emergency

To beat June’s record heat, male students at Isca Academy in Exeter, England, protested the school’s no-shorts rule by wearing the same uniform skirts the girls wear. One boy said the skirts were “quite refreshing.” Another enjoyed the “nice breeze.”

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