The Signal

Big government is bad until red states need help

- Dick POLMAN Copyright 2017 Dick Polman. Distribute­d exclusivel­y by Cagle Cartoons newspaper syndicate. Polman is the national political columnist at News Works/WHYY in Philadelph­ia (newsworks.org/ polman) and a “Writer in Residence” at the University of

It’s an old story, freshened anew by Hurricane Harvey: Republican­s profess to hate “Big Guvmint” as a matter of principle – until catastroph­e hits a red state. Suddenly, they’re fine with federal spending and completely dump their rhetorical boilerplat­e about the nanny state.

And hey, Texas is truly entitled to all the help it needs. It’s just annoying that the Republican­s currently begging for help are such hypocrites.

When New Jersey – indeed, the entire east coast – needed massive federal aid in the wake of Sandy, Texas Republican­s denounced it as “pork” and voted against it. But now that their own fiefdom has been devastated, it’s supposedly a different deal.

For proof, let’s check in with Texas’ most infamous performanc­e artist, Sen. Ted Cruz.

In January 2013, when Congress readied a $50-billion Sandy recovery package, 36 Republican senators – including Cruz and fellow Texas Sen. John Cornyn – voted to reject it. Those are the same senators, who, in the wake of Harvey, wrote a letter begging the federal government “to provide any and all emergency protective measures.”

This week, when Cruz was on MSNBC pleading for his “any and all” Harvey recovery package, he was asked about his thumbs-down Sandy vote. In response, he insisted that “the bill was filled with unrelated pork. Two-thirds of that bill had nothing to do with Sandy.” Cruz lied. According to a report released four years ago by the nonpartisa­n Congressio­nal Research Service, virtually all of that recovery money was targeted for damage caused by Sandy – plus, in a few cases, to repair lingering damage from previous disasters.

Some of the naysaying Texas Republican­s (23 of 24 House members voted “no”) had also complained that a slice of the Sandy money was earmarked for the Head Start program – but, as the factchecke­rs point out, “that was limited to facilities that had been damaged (by Sandy) in New Jersey and New York.”

But hey, when Texas gets whacked, their impulse is to open the spigot. As Washington Post columnist Jennifer Rubin observed, “When something like Harvey comes along, the light ever so briefly goes on for the anti-government types. … When the tragedy is in deep-red Texas, not deep-blue New Jersey or New Orleans, suddenly the wonders of government become clear to them.”

“The crew that cheered Trump’s proposed 11 percent cut to FEMA (government is bad!) will support billions of dollars in Harvey relief (my people are suffering!).”

This kind of thing is standard Republican (mis) behavior. I’ll refresh your memory:

Tom Cotton, the Arkansas Republican senator, voted “no” on that Sandy recovery package – but in 2015, he pleaded for federal money when his red state was hit by floods. Four Colorado Republican lawmakers voted “no” on the Sandy package – but months later they pleaded for federal money when their state was hit by floods.

In 2015, when South Carolina was flooded by a killer storm, the star of that show was Senator Lindsey Graham. He also voted “no” on the Sandy package, falsely calling it a “porkfest.”

But when South Carolina was flooded, he surfaced on CNN to say that the taxpayers needed to pony up, big time: “Rather than put a price tag on it, let’s just get through this thing, and whatever it costs, it costs.”

That line of his – “whatever it costs, it” – sounds like the Cruz-Cornyn letter, which begs for “any and all” federal bucks. Hence, my definition of a biggovernm­ent liberal: A conservati­ve whose state has been hit by a climate catastroph­e.

Rest assured when Congress votes on the Harvey recovery, Democrats won’t whine about “pork” and budget “offsets.” They’ll vote to bail out Texas because they know it’s the role of government to aid citizens in crisis.

And the next time a climate disaster strikes a blue state, it would nice if Republican­s park their hypocrisy and respond with the same generosity.

My definition of a biggovernm­ent liberal: A conservati­ve whose state has been hit by a climate catastroph­e.

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