PROGNOSTICATOR SAYS REDBIRDS SUFFER FIRST LOSS
Our high school football prognosticator continued to roll along last week with an acceptable 21-5 showing. Picks for this weekend include Shawnee to beat Allentown and Steinert to top Lawrence.
FRIDAY
SHAWNEE at Allentown: Renegades in bad mood after last week.
STEINERT at Lawrence: Road night game makes it tough for Dan Caruso to enjoy his usual post-game fun of picking Wildflowers.
Paul VI at BURLINGTON TOWNSHIP: Falcon cheerleaders are the best.
Trenton at EASTERN: Tornado cheerleaders are second best. Egg Harbor at LENAPE: There’s a reason Tribe is No. 1 in Trentonian’s rankings. PENNSBURY at William Tennent: Will referee Shawn Neely make a repeat appearance in Warminster?
NESHAMINY at Council Rock North: Is Mark Schmidt still coaching anywhere?
Council Rock South at TRUMAN: Tiger fans demand return of PA announcer Steve Given. Bensalem at ABINGTON: It was more fun when “Tiny” Tim Sorber was around.
Bristol at NEW HOPE: Talk about two towns with different cultures.
Delaware Christian at MORRISVILLE: You read it here first: Dawgies are for real. Bordentown at LINDENWOLD: Flip a coin on this one. COLLINGSWOOD at Delran: No victory party tonight at Ott’s.
WOOROW WILSON at Northern Burlington: Camden teams feels right at home on the Farm.
Palmyra at GLOUCESTER CITY: Taj Harris can’t do everything.
Hammonton at RANCOCAS VALLEY: After Lenape, this could be RV’s toughest game of the regular season. Willingboro at WEST DEPTFORD: Eagles have won 23 out of their last 24 games. CINNAMINSON at Sterling: Sterling hasn’t been the same since they ran “Irish” Mike Ahern out the door. SCHALICK at Riverside: But last week’s near miss against Palmyra was encouraging. SATURDAY
EWING at Pemberton: Ewing residents celebrating announcement their taxes will be reduced significantly.
Notre Dame at HAMILTON (at Steinert): Tom Hoglen ignites “Hornet-Gate” by planting bugging devices in Spartans’ locker room to gain Thanksgiving Day advantage.
Hopewell at NOTTINGHAM: “Voice of the Northstars,” Rick Taylor, becoming “Voice of Mercer County” by moonlighting at five Lawrence games. HIGHTSTOWN at Princeton: Friday Afternoon Club in disarray as self-proclaimed President Gary Bushelli flees to Florida.
Robbinsville at AUDUBON: Remember when the Audubon wrestling coaches pigged out at the Ravens’ region buffet. Burlington City at SALEM: Home team ready to “nuke” opponents.
Holy Cross at HADDONFIELD: Bulldawgs haven’t had a losing season in 13 years.
NEW EGYPT at Gloucester Catholic: Rams off to late start this year.
Conwell-Egan at WEST CATHOLIC: Burrs play better defense.
Stellar Preparatory School at HUN: Todd Smith irate after realizing Hun scoreboard only goes up to 99.
Deerfield Academy at LAWRENCEVILLE: Big Red knows how to beat New England preppies.
Pennington at MONTCLAIRKIMBERLY: Every time we pick the Red Raiders, they lose. PEDDIE at Wyoming Seminary: This isn’t wrestling.
Last Week: (21-5) .807 Season: (42-9) .823