PROGNOSTICATOR LIKES PIRATES FOR FIRST WIN
For the first time this year, our high school football prognosticator stumbled a bit last week with an 18-7 mark. In an effort to get back on track, West Windsor South is the pick to beat Princeton in the battle of winless teams tonight.
FRIDAY
ST. JOE’S HAMMONTON at Allentown: Redbird administrators draw hysterical laughter when they complain St. Joe’s recruits players from all over the place. Ewing at BURLINGTON TOWNSHIP: Blue Devil football struggling, but at least Rick Waye has made Armstrong Park the softball center of the East Coast. MOORESTOWN at Hightstown: Have you noticed how Ram athletics have been on the upswing ever since they hired Kayla Soles to coach the softball team. Princeton at WEST WINDSOR SOUTH: Movable force beats resistible object.
Robbinsville at LINDENWOLD: Word is Raven wrestling coach has brought two new pairs of loafers to go along with his argyle socks.
TRENTON at Cherry Hill West: That beautiful new Trenton high school is going to be the envy of New Jersey.
Council Rock South at PENNSBURY: Falcons should honor their No. 1 fans Richie Applegate and Billy Evans.
Bensalem at NESHAMINY: Redskins may have the best talent in the district.
Jenkintown at BRISTOL: John Greiner in line for district Coach of the Year consideration. Conwell-Egan at CARDINAL O’HARA: Unfortunately for the Eagles, O’Hara is pretty good. PALMYRA at Bordentown: If Pals can put 45 points on Florence, imagine what they might do here.
BURLINGTON CITY at Delran: Burls are the best kept secret in South Jersey football.
PENNS GROVE at Florence: Joe Frap’s historic 300th win on hold for one more week.
HOLY CROSS at Bishop Eustace: It’s very sad to note the passing this week of former Trentonian Sports Editor and Eustace graduate Chris D’Amico. Winslow Township at RANCOCAS VALLEY: If you can beat Lenape you sure as heck can beat this team.
Collingswood at CINNAMINSON: Pirates win one for Burlington County football.
SATURDAY HAMILTON at Northern Burlington: En route to game, Tom Hoglen stops at Columbus Market to pick up Bart Starr retro jersey
Hopewell at STEINERT: Spartan players try to work HoVal kicker Rob Cacciabaudo for free haircuts at his parents Hamilton Square salon.
Notre Dame at NOTTINGHAM: Jon Adams takes back defensive players he loaned Cowboys last week, realizing it was a waste of time.
Pemberton at CHERRY HILL EAST: Time for U.S. Army to make Fort Dix its No. 1 training camp again.
Maple Shade at GLOUCESTER CATHOLIC: Undefeated home team beat New Egypt. WILLINGBORO at Woodrow Wilson: Chimeras proving Willingboro still truly is “Where People Care.”
Riverside at HADDON TOWNSHIP: Ram fans still celebrating Portugal’s victory over Switzerland Tuesday.
TRUMAN at Abington: Refreshment stand worker “Tiny” Tim Sorber screams for holding calls when he sees Tiger coaching staff walk by.
Council Rock North at CENTRAL BUCKS EAST: Party time at the Candlewick Lounge.
Hill at HUN: Todd Smith’s Football Factory wins easy. Lawrenceville at PEDDIE: Falcons should name their football facility “Billy Perez Field.”
POLY PREP at Pennington: Who’s coaching winless Poly? Richie Kotite?
Last Week: (18-7) .720 Season: (138-28) .843