PROGNOSTICATOR LIKES EWING AND NOTTINGHAM

With our high school football prognosticator continuing to roll along with a record well over .800, projected winners this weekend include Ewing and Nottingham.

FRIDAY Steinert at ALLENTOWN: Redbird principal ejects Spartan band for not detouring around her on the school’s track. Hamilton at EWING: When it comes to working the yard sticks, Darren Basich is in a class off all his own. HIGHTSTOWN at West Windsor South: Pirate PA announcer continues his audition as a comedian.

LENAPE at Hopewell Valley: Bulldog schedule exemplifies why the WJFL was a bad idea. NOTTINGHAM at Lawrence: The girl xylophone player in the Northstar band deserves a scholarship. NORTHERN BURLINGTON at Princeton: Was only a matter of time until coaching genius Jule Dolci got Greyhounds on a roll.

Robbinsville at HOLY CROSS: OMG. PENNSBURY at Abington: Was great to see Jackson Fagan inducted into the Falcon Hall of Fame last week. NESHAMINY at Council Rock South: Talent-rich Redskins prevail, but Vince Bedesem’s coaching makes for a competitive game.

Souderton at TRUMAN: Still can’t understand why highly-respected PA announcer Steve Given isn’t in the Tiger pressbox. CONWELL-EGAN at Bonner-Prendergast: Eagles really need to get Thanksgiving game against Truman back on the schedule. Springfield (Montco) at MORRISVILLE: Pennsylvania football just not the same when Dawgies have a bye week. PEMBERTON at Delran: When in doubt, go with the team that plays better defense. Bordentown at WILLINGBORO: There hasn’t been this much speed at Wilingboro since Carl Lewis was around. FLORENCE at Maple Shade: Huge celebration at Bung’s to celebrate coach Frap’s historic 300th win.

Riverside at NEW EGYPT: Refreshment on the house at the Outpost.

SATURDAY Notre Dame at RANCOCAS VALLEY: Irish will be reminded of the days Franco Harris was in the RV backfield. BURLINGTON TOWNSHIP at Trenton:

Real battle is between two best cheerleading squads in the Delaware Valley.

Gloucester City at BURLINGTON CITY: Stopping the Burls is akin to spitting into a hurricane-force wind. BENSALEM at Council Rock North: Owls are a playoff-caliber team. BRISTOL at Delaware Christian: Word is college teams are studying John Greiner’s offense. HUN at Lawrenceville: When are they going to fix that puny bridge on Route 206.

PEDDIE at Mercersburg: Would you want to go to school in the boondocks of central Pennsylvania.

Last Week: (23-5) .785 Season: (161-33) .828