PROGNOSTICATOR: GET READY FOR NESHAMINY-PENNSBURY II

With the season winding down, our high school football prognosticator remainedwell above the mandated .800mark with a 23-5showing last week. Among this week’s picks are for Hightstown to beat Ewing.

FRIDAY Ewing at HIGHTSTOWN: On Hall of Fame Night, entitled Friday Afternoon Club members demands investigation into Russia meddling as to why they have not yet been inducted. Princeton at ALLENTOWN: Yikes!

Notre Dame at LENAPE: Kapow!

West Windsor South at LAWRENCE: Splat!

Robbinsville at WILLINGBORO: Crunch! BURLINGTON CITY at Riverside: Bam! Spring-Ford at NESHAMINY: Redskins already game planning for next week. Central Bucks South at PENNSBURY: With senior night out of the way, at least the Falcons won’t have to worry about another delay of game penalty before the game even starts. Truman at COATESVILLE: Steve Given to make special appearance as guest PA announcer after thrilling Coatesville fans with his call of Pennsbury’s 2014district final. WEST CATHOLIC at Bristol: This is a classic example of why Pennsylvania parochial schools should be in their own brackets. CINNAMINSON at Bordentown: Did you know Napoleon’s brother lived in Bordentown.

HOLY CROSS at Delran: Doesn’t get much bigger than the Battle of Route 130.

New Egypt at FLORENCE: Just a hunch coach Frap is going to work some magic. Maple Shade at PALMYRA: Won’t matter howmany points Pals give up this week.

SATURDAY Hamilton at NOTTINGHAM: Kickoff delayed five minutes as PA man Rick “The Voice” Taylor’s mouth still full from over-eating at Jason Marasco’s tailgate. Hopewell at TRENTON: Word is Tornadoes’ victory over Allentown last week has athletes thinking about transferring back to Trenton school system.

Hill at LAWRENCEVILLE: If nothing else, Big Red will always remember shocking upset over Peddie. PENNINGTON at Academy of the New Church: There’s a reason the Churchboys are 1-8.

Blair at PEDDIE: There hasn’t been this much excitement at Peddie since Keith Holcombe’s wrestling team was kicking butt.

SUNDAY HUN at Mercersburg: Todd Smith’s toughest call will be what rest area to stop at on Pennsylvania Turnpike. LastWeek: (23-5) .821

Season: (185-40) .822