Pranks, practical jokes turn Indy paddock into silly season

INDIANAPOLIS » Alexander Rossi knows everything and is divulging nothing.

Rossi was tight-lipped during Indianapolis 500 media day Thursday while discussing a rash of pranks that have turned May into silly season inside the paddock leading into “The Greatest Spectacle in Racing.”

“There’s been a lot of rain,” Rossi said. “Not a whole lot to do, unfortunately.”

Drivers have stayed busy by one-upping each other with antics and practical jokes.

Someone filled Conor Daly’s portable hot tub with Orbeez, superabsorbent polymers that resemble jellybeans and grow to 100 times their original size when submerged in water. He had to call a sanitation truck to get rid of them.

“I’ve got no answers as to who has delivered all the debris to my hot tub,” Daly said. “I hope to find out someday, and when I do find out, they better run and hide.”

Tony Kanaan seemed to, at least, take partial credit for the shenanigans.

“The idea was to put a couple of them there,” Kanaan said. “We put 400,000 of them there. That’s all I’m going to say.”

It was just the start of the hijinks.

Someone flipped Colton Herta’s golf cart, allowing the oil to drain out. Someone took Romain Grosjean’s patio furniture and placed it inside Daly’s hot tub. Someone zip-tied Herta’s motorhome door shut. Someone took Rossi’s golf cart and placed it atop four trash cans. Daly at least fessed up that he placed “a bunch fake crickets” inside Josef Newgarden’s motorhome after he found the door unlocked.

But the coup de grâce goes to whoever moved Grosjean’s scooter atop the iconic pagoda inside Indianapolis Motor Speedway.

“That’s pretty impressive,” Rossi said, suspiciously calling the culprit “someone very smart.”

Added Daly: “That was Alex and Colton, and apparently Will Power was involved in that, too. That was quite funny and I did enjoy that.”

It took Grosjean six hours to find his scooter and even longer to get it down.

“I like the fact that we have fun and enjoy it,” he said. “A good prank is the one that makes you laugh and doesn’t leave any marks.”

ANOTHER DOUBLE?

Seven-time NASCAR champion and Indy 500 rookie Jimmie Johnson hasn’t ruled out returning to the Cup Series, and he might even have an idea of his next race.

Johnson said Thursday he’s “open to” driving the “Memorial Day Double”— driving in the Indy 500 and then the Coca-Cola 600 in Concord, North Carolina on the same day. Kurt Busch, Tony Stewart, Robby Gordon and John Andretti have accomplished the feat.

“I always thought that the guys doing the double just did something special and unique, and I wanted to do that,” Johnson said. And he still does. “I’m open to it” said Johnson, who has yet to drive NASCAR’s NextGen car. “I don’t know if it would ever come together, but I’m certainly open to it.”

NO SELLOUT IN SIGHT

The Indianapolis 500 may fall just shy of a sellout Sunday but the race is still expected to reach its secondhighest attendance mark over the last 20 years.

IMS President Doug Boles said about all front-stretch tickets are sold out and less than 10,000 tickets remain on sale for grandstand seating. Boles said IMS expected to sell about another 5,000 tickets for Sunday’s race. The grandstand capacity is roughly 233,000 seats.

All parking is sold out and Boles urged fans without one to use shuttles or find alternative lots.

Boles said only the 100th running of the Indianapolis 500 in 2016 had a bigger crowd than the expected one this Sunday. Throw in fans watching from suites, the infield and the Snake Pit, and the track can host more than 300,000 fans at “The Greatest Spectacle in Racing.”

The track was allowed to admit 40% capacity last year and welcomed approximately 150,000 fans in what then was the largest sporting event since the pandemic began. This year, the race resumes its role as the largest single-day sporting event in the world.