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1) Have you finally admitted to yourself you’ll never hike up to the ‘U’ in the western hills?

2) Do people still bogart joints?

3) Do people still smoke joints?

4) Does Johnny Lemaster ever lie awake at night wishing he’d spent his entire career with the Montreal Expos instead?

5) Are Screaming Yellow Zonkers still around?

6) Do you think the lawsuit between the City of Ukiah and the city’s Sanitation District is a crime or a swindle?

7) When some guy walks past wearing a red baseball cap do you hurry ahead of him to read the hat to find out whether or not you’re supposed to hate him?

8) Does everyone give a chuckle to see the fresh black scorched pavement ‘donut’ tire markings right downtown all over School Street? Wild kids! Fast cars! Or is it just me?

9) Would you rather suffer from miserable health while living in Ukiah, or be physically fit at Folsom Prison?

10) How do you think Diana Ross spends most afternoons?