How to get washed salad greens perfectly without a spinner

I was way off base when I guessed “egg-gathering basket.” Leslie Hindman, host of the TV show “Appraisal Fair,” held up this round cage contraption with folding sides and asked us to guess, “What the Heck Is It?” Salad spinner was the right choice, but who knew people were wasting their money on needless pieces of kitchen equipment back in the 1980s?

I used to have a salad spinner. It worked OK but not as well as the currently popular OXO model, even it does not remove all of the water from a load of salad greens — and it takes up a lot of storage space.

This does not mean I’ve abandoned my pet peeve for wet, soggy, limp salad greens. I’ve just found a better way to dry my salad greens for a lot less money and with a fraction of the storage space required for a bulky salad spinner.

Self-spinner

You need a clean cotton pillowcase. Wash your greens well, shake off the excess water and stuff them into the pillowcase. Gather the open end into your hand so that it is completely closed and step outdoors. With great gusto, swing it around in circles for a minute or two, windmill style. The water will be thrown to the edges of the pillowcase due to centrifugal force then absorbed by the fabric.

Your greens will be crisp and dry, and you’ll get a little exercise and entertain the neighbors at the same time.

(If stepping outdoors is not convenient, just pin or tie the pillowcase closed and toss it in the washing machine on the spin cycle for a minute or two. Seriously!)

Bone-dry method

If you want to make sure every bit of moisture is removed before dressing the greens, toss the spin-dried greens with a few sheets of paper towels, each of which has been torn into quarters. The paper towels will wick away the last traces of moisture. Just be sure to pick out all of the towel pieces before dressing the salad.

Short-term storage

If you’re not quite ready to assemble the salad, simply leave the greens in the damp pillowcase and put the whole thing back into the refrigerator.

Long-term storage

You can store a large amount of lettuce (even if it’s been cleaned and spun dry) in a plastic container or zip-type bag lined with paper towels. Make sure your container is as airtight as possible, and store it in the refrigerator.

Perk up soggy lettuce

Add a tablespoon of lemon juice to a large bowl of cold water and allow the lettuce/greens the soak for an hour in the refrigerator.

Prevent soggy salads

Place an inverted saucer in the bottom of the salad bowl. The excess liquid drains off under the saucer, and the salad stays fresh and crisp.

Simply classic. It’s hard to beat fresh, cold, dry romaine topped with fresh, homemade Thousand Island dressing. It’s nutritional, economical and just plain delicious. Here’s my favorite recipe. Yum!