Contest
A man in New Zealand who reported his car stolen had to be told by police that he had actually sold the vehicle to a stranger the previous day while drunk, so he could buy more drinks. Please supply an appropriate tabloid headline for this embarrassing incident.
Boozed Car Salesman KeithTwitchell, New Orleans
Give Me One for the Roadster Jeff Holmes, St. Paul, Minn.
Grand Theft Blotto Amy Heesacker, Athens, Ga. For runners-up and complete contest rules, please go to theweek.com/contest.
Submissions should be emailed to contest@theweek.com. Please include your name, address, and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, type “Sewer film” in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, Sept. 26. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page next issue and at theweek.com/puzzles on Friday, Sept. 29. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit.