KANYE WEST
“Fish Sticks” (Season 13, 2009), “200” (Season 14, 2010), “The Hobbit” (Season 17, 2013)
HOW BAD WAS IT? The rapper probably hasn’t touched any fish sticks since his alter ego traveled to South Park in 2009 to deny Cartman and Jimmy’s claim that he was a gay fish. Four years later, he went back to disprove their theory that his wife, Kim Kardashian, was a hobbit.
MEMORABLE LINE: “Hey man, I’m a GENIUS, all right? I’m the most talented musician in the WORLD. If I was a homosexual OR a fish, I would know!”
HOW’D HE TAKE IT? “South Park murdered me last night and it’s pretty funny,” he wrote in a 2009 blog post. Getting skewered reminded him to tone down the bravado. “I just wanna be a doper person, which starts with me not always telling people how dope I think I am.” (We’re not sure the lesson truly stuck, but at least he tried.)