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Here’s a philosophical query worth pondering from your porcelain throne: Should talking about poo be taboo?
Before you laugh, think about it. Should humans be uncomfortable talking about something everyone does, regardless of age, race, religion, income or gender?
OK, now you can laugh.
At least that’s what director Aaron Feldman hopes you do while watching his documentary, Poop Talk (in select theaters Friday in New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Atlanta and other cities, and on demand), which opens a dialogue about doo-doo with the help of dozens of scientists and comedians.
Guests include Dr. Drew Pinsky (who explains that being grossed out by feces has evolutionary purposes), Eric Stonestreet (the Modern Family actor says he can’t poop in a public restroom), Nicole Byer (she talks about using a plane toilet while eating a burger), Rob Corddry (he owns a tricked-out bidet) and the affable Kumail Nanjiani.
Yes, that’s the same Nanjiani who recently earned an Oscar nomination for best original screenplay for his personal love story, The Big Sick.
The critically acclaimed comedy contains its own poop scene, as Kumail tries to figure out why his girlfriend, Emily (played by Zoe Kazan), wants to go to a diner at 3 a.m. for, she says, “a cup of coffee.”
“Why are you being so weird?” Kumail asks a shifty Emily, who finally reveals her hidden motive: “I have to take a huge (freaking) dookie!”
In Poop Talk, Nanjiani says there are plenty more scatological stories where that one came from.
There’s the joke his father used to tell about how swallowing gum would make your poop become “a yo-yo.” Nanjiani hated that line, especially because as a child he avoided pooping at all costs.
“I figured (that poop is) all the stuff your body doesn’t need. So if I could fig- ure out the formula and just eat what my body needs, it would all get absorbed into me and then I would never have to poop, right?” he says.
The comedian also recalls a time when he was 8 years old. He was talking to another kid at a party, “and I noticed he had (pooped) himself,” Nanjiani says. “He looked me dead in the eyes and said, ‘That’s not poo; it’s party cream.’ ”
Can you handle that story? Then you should be able to watch Poop Talk.
Regardless, we’ll leave you with another thought to toy with on the toilet: Is that kid from Nanjiani’s childhood the most confident boy in the world?
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“I figured (that poop is) all the stuff your body doesn’t need.” Actor Kumail Nanjiani