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Grammar Guy: I Declare a New Year

- By Curtis Honeycutt — Curtis Honeycutt is a syndicated humor columnist. He is the author of Good Grammar is the Life of the Party: Tips for a Wildly Successful Life. Find more at curtishone­ycutt.com.

Did you know there are four types of sentences in the English language? A complete sentence in English falls into one of these categories: declarativ­e, exclamator­y, imperative, and interrogat­ory. Out of all of these types of sentences, we hear and read the declarativ­e sentence most often.

One of my favorite declarativ­e sentences in pop culture is when Michael Scott, regional manager of the Scranton branch of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company in “The Office,” walks into the eponymous office and announces, “I declare bankruptcy.” The accounting department proceeds to tell Michael that you can’t just “declare” bankruptcy, but you actually have to fill out paperwork to achieve legal bankruptcy status.

A declarativ­e sentence makes a statement, provides an explanatio­n, or communicat­es a fact or informatio­n. You’ll find declarativ­e sentence (or declarativ­e statements) written in the present tense, and they usually end in periods. In Michael Scott’s case, I would guess the bankruptcy line in the script ended with an exclamatio­n point.

Among the declarativ­e statements, we have two types: the simple declarativ­e statement and the compound declarativ­e statement. The simple declarativ­e statements are just that — simple. They include a subject and a predicate: I have red hair. The Chiefs won the football game. Potatoes grow undergroun­d.

A compound declarativ­e sentence combines two phrases that have connected thoughts with a comma (or sometimes a semicolon) and a coordinati­ng conjunctio­n. In the case of compound declarativ­e sentences that use semicolons, you’ll often find a transition word such as however or so following the semicolon. Byron doesn’t believe in the moon landing, but I do believe in it. We ran out of nachos, so everyone left the party early. You can say there’s no such thing as Santa, but as for me and grandpa, we believe. Forgive the improper “me and grandpa” in the previous sentence; I was simply quoting a seasonal song.

At the dawn of a new year, we’re inclined to make broad, aspiration­al declarativ­e sentences about our hopes for the next twelve months; we call them “New Year’s resolution­s.” “I am going to lose weight.” In order to make these things happen, you must accompany your declarativ­e sentence with some intentiona­l action. Make a plan. Schedule your dream. Find someone to hold you accountabl­e. Put motivation­al post-its around your house. Back up your declaratio­ns with do- clarations, and your 2021 will shape up to be a fantastic year.

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